Climbing the Liquor Ladder: Going from Beer to Wine

Almost everyone remembers their first drink ofconcept of chugging: the faster the chugging, the
alcohol. I remember mine like it was yesterday.less opportunity for tasting. Wine, however, is
Taking a sip of my father's Bud Light when I wasmeant to be tasted; it's meant to be savored.
seven years old, I realized it tasted nothing likeEach sip of wine should provide a new experience
the root beer I frequently drank, mixing it withfor your taste buds, making your beer bottles boil
vanilla ice cream in large plastic cups. As Iwith increasing jealousy in the process.
concentrated on not spitting the beer back in the
can, knowing very well this would send myEnjoy the Variety
germ-a-phobic father rocking in the corner, I
swallowed the beer with my nose plugged andWhile there are several different types of beer,
vowed to never drink again.most beer tastes relatively the same with some
just not being quite as bad as others. Two
This vow was broken in my late teenage yearsdifferent bottles of wine, however, can taste
when beer bongs and keg stands were calling me,dramatically unalike. Wine drinkers are granted
chanting my name in unison and performing thewith the ability to pick from a variety of years,
"slow clap" portrayed in inspirational moments intypes, and flavors. They can choose red wine or
movies. But, the truth is, I didn't really like beerwhite wine, wine from places as far as France or
then and I don't really like it now. From the cheapas close as Oregon. And, once engaged in a little
stuff filling the kegs of frat houses all over thewine tasting, wine drinkers can find a wine they
world, to the more expensive wheat beersreally love.
served with an orange, they've always tasted the
same to me. They've always tasted bad.Embrace the History and the Culture
That is why, after college, where beer was justWine, in addition to being full of taste, is packed
short of flowing from dorm room faucets, Iwith culture and history. From the exportation of
decided to climb the corporate ladder of liquorwine in the 1st Century AD to the forbidding of
consumption, with the next rung up being wine.the planting of vineyards by the King of Spain,
learning about wine allows you to learn about the
Initially I made this choice because of the healthhistory of our world. Drinking different wines from
benefits of wine. Unlike beer, with each pintdifferent regions also allows you to learn about
providing more belly fat in alcohol's version ofthe values of those particular regions.
8-minute abs, wine possesses several things
beneficial to a person's health, with particularBehave Yourself
concern to the heart. But, health benefits aside, I
took this plunge because wine is so much moreWhen drinking wine, you need to act like you're
than alcohol.drinking wine. Now, I'm not saying you need to
speak with an English accent or hold your wine
However, taking the plunge from beer to wineglass with your pinky sticking out at a 90 degree
wasn't easy. While beer is junior varsity, wine isangle, but wine demands a certain sophistication
varsity. With wine, you're playing with the bigthat beer refutes: when drinking beer, the more
boys and there are several rules to keep in mindbarbaric the behavior the better. With wine,
for a smooth transition.however, your behavior should contain a certain
sense of sophistication, behavior that points to a
Don't Play Drinking Gamesbottle of Pinot Gris and says, "She's with me."
From Quarters to Century Club, beer was madeWhen it comes down to it, beer and wine are on
for drinking competitions, being the game piecedifferent sides of the alcohol spectrum. Beer, in
passing Go and collecting two hundred dollars. But,hindsight, is kind of like the sippy-cup that
playing a drinking game with wine may result inprepares you for the real thing. Wine, however,
praying to the porcelain God later in the evening.offers so much more, and teaches you, above all,
While beer is made to be swallowed in largewhy alcohol really is a median of nearly every
amounts, with the occasional belch being the onlyculture.Jennifer Jordan is the senior editor at With
thing needed to make someone getting sick feela vast knowledge of wine etiquette, she writes
better, wine isn't. Wine, simply put, is not a toy.articles on everything from how to hold a glass of
wine to how to hold your hair back after too
Wine should be sipped, not chuggedmany glasses. Ultimately, she writes her articles
with the intention that readers will remember wine
I have a theory that someone like me, someoneis fun and each glass of anything fun should
who hates beer, was the idea-person behind thealways be savored.