Beer, Beamers and Born Agains

Owning a BMW reduces risk of Prostate cancer?AMagazine poll, 58% of Americans believe that the
recent study by the American Cancer SocietyRevelations of St John, commonly known as The
showed that men who had more than 20Apocalypse, will come true in their lifetime.
ejaculations per month had a 33% reduced risk ofRonald Reagan, milk and fluoridated water
prostate cancer and men who had between 13drinker, prostate cancer victim, fervently believed
and 20 ejaculations per month had a 17%in an immanent fulfillment of the so called
reduced risk.A recent poll by the Germanprophecies of St John AND he spent the last
magazine, Men's Car, found that BMW drivers hadyears of his life suffering from advanced
more frequent sex than owners of any otherAlzheimer's.g.W. bush stopped drinking beer and
make, with strangely, Porsche, at the bottom ofnow believes in the Apocalypse. Hmmm. I wonder
the list, behind even Ford.So, it would seem toif he drinks milk. Does he brush with fluoridated
follow logically that BMW drivers have a lower risktoothpaste? How often does he do the wild thing?
of getting Prostate cancer. All youHow's his prostate doing?Is it possible that a brain
middle-age-crisis types should pay some attentionchemical imbalance (excess fluorides and
to which little red sports car you buy.Putting beerhomocysteine (milk protean) leads to end of the
on your corn flakes reduces risk of Prostateworld delusions? Or, is it possible that simply
cancer?In addition to the other proven healthadopting strange beliefs leads to mental
benefits of drinking beer (reduced risk of: heartdegradation and Alzheimer's? Or just maybe, it is
disease, strokes, diabetes and gall stones), drinkingsimply that the lack of sexual activity leads to the
2 glasses of beer a day has been shown toloss of the prostate gland and to
reduce the risk of getting Dementia and/orinsanity.Obviously, according to the evidence, if
Alzheimer's disease.On the other hand, drinkingyou want to live longer, be healthier, both
just two glasses of milk per day has been shownphysically and mentally, have more fun and get
to double a man's risk of getting Prostate cancer.more of the horizontal bop, it is a good idea to
(Women who drink two or more glasses of milkhave a beer or two each day and avoid milk and
per day are twice as likely to suffer broken hipsfluoridated water. (And maybe drive a BMW.)If
in old age.) AND, the New England Journal ofyou start imagining that you hear angel's
Medicine published a study (on Feb 14, 2002) thattrumpets, or start imagining that you see
shows that drinking milk doubles the risk of7-headed, red dragons in the sky, I'd suggest you
getting both Dementia and Alzheimer's.It soundscheck yourself into an advanced care retirement
like a pretty good idea to substitute beer for milkhome and get your doc to lube up his
on your morning cereal.Drinking fluoridated waterglove.Articles are the sole copyright of Leslie
leads to mental deficiency?The US EnvironmentalFieger. Permission to reprint or republish does not
Protection Agency reports that 58% ofwave any copyright.Leslie Fieger is the author of
Americans have a high health risk from drinkingThe DELFIN Knowledge System Trilogy, The
fluoridated water. Other recent scientific studiesInitiation, The Journey and The Quest and many
have shown that ingestion of fluorides lead toother eBooks on success. He also the co-author
mental degradation and Alzheimer'sof The End of the World with Hugh Jeffries and
disease.Coincidentally, according to a recent TimeAlexandra's DragonFire with his daughter Ashley.