The Top Ten Reasons I Hate Wine - One, the Unconscionable Expense

Some of you may know me from my wineam dying to know how sixty-dollar wines taste.
article series "I Love Italian Wine and Food," similarNeedless to say, some of them will be
French and German series, and travel articles thatdisappointing. But in some ways it is worse to find
always manage to discuss local wine and food. It'san excellent sixty-dollar wine. As much as I want
true; I really do love wine and food from Italy,to, I can't spend sixty dollars a bottle on a regular
France, Germany, and other countries as well. Butbasis.
I also hate wine and many aspects of the wineMy wife gave me her generous permission to buy
scene. Let me explain my top ten reasons fora single one hundred dollar bottle of wine per year.
this love-hate relationship.Such a bottle will cost me at least two hundred
The unconscionable expense. Don't let anybodydollars; my wife is not a wine lover, and in all
kid you. Good wine is expensive. Great wine is offairness she will want a one hundred dollar item
course even more expensive. There are surelyfor herself. But that's not the end of my wine
bargains out there, but finding them is like kissingexpense problems. One of the most wine-savvy
scads of frogs to find a prince. You have to kisspeople I know recently described the pleasures of
a lot of frogs (yechh) before you get to kiss aa $600 bottle of Chateau Petrus; a top of the line
prince. Believe it or not, I have absolutely noFrench red wine. I asked him if it was worth the
desire whatsoever to kiss any princes.money. His response was short and sweet,
I do, however, want to drink fine wine. And I findabsolutely. I am still far from that stratospheric
that the more fine wine I drink, the more fineprice point, but...
wine I want to drink. Before I started writing wineHere are the other reasons:
reviews, twenty dollars was more or less my limitThe embarrassing lack of knowledge
for a bottle; now I almost feel like apologizingNo wine cellar
when I spend less than twenty. Having tastedI can't get the ...
some excellent wines in the forty-dollar range, I