Wrapped Up in Wine Tasting

I am not a good traveling wine taster. I like wineyou can take a prime fillet steak and make a
with food. Wine tasting for me without a meal assteak tartar, or grill it to a well done lump of
a reference point is kind of like trying to surveycharcoal. I bet you will find a least two people in
the Paris landscape from the bottom of the Eiffelyour acquaintance who will take opposite sides
tower rather than the top. A nice experience forand claim one of the methods as the ultimate
sure, but not the maximum impact the properpreparation method for a steak. But ask them
vantage point will give you.which wine would you drink with their steak and
Beside after a few "generous tastes" on anyou will most likely stump them. They probably do
empty stomach I am either ready to fall asleep,have a choice, but unlike steak which they all are
or I get the urge to pontificate meaninglessfamiliar with, the problem is they lack the
platitudes like "yes... [thoughtful pause] ... there isconfidence to discuss the wine choice.
definitely a mineral flintiness there - do I detect aPeople get way too wrapped up about wine. And
slight ambiance of 'gunpowder' ?" Whatever that'sthere is no better example of this than those
supposed to mean...? I read that in a review once.incredibly complex aroma wheels seemingly
It confounded me... after all who wants their winepacked with more aromas and scents than any
explosive? (Excepting a few bored Monksnormal human being is likely to encounter in a life
perhaps.) Besides aren't the people who really cantime - let alone recall on command. Just looking at
detect the ambiance of "gunpowder" more theone of these things is enough to scare anyone...
beer drinking types?especially if you have no idea what some of the
On a personal side note, one of my brother's firstaromas are like. And I must point out that even if
attempt at wine making really did have "mineralyou think you know, you and I might not agree
flintiness" to it. But that was more a tribute to hisupon what we both perceive the aroma to be.
lack of sanitary technique that his wine makingNow if you are a professional wine taster you
prowess. But I digress.really do need to know the aromas since a
OK, maybe I am being a little flippant here, butnumber are symptoms of defects in the wine
for most of us isn't wine drinking more aboutmaking processing. Hopefully the pros will remove
enjoyment than trying to impress others withthe bad stuff before it reaches the marketplace,
your knowledge? After all as I remind the sameso for the rest of us a basic tasting knowledge is
brother above (who, despite all expectations toall that is required. Most wine shops periodically
the contrary is now an authority in the winehave short courses in basic wine tasting. In a
industry) wine is made by carefully "rotting"couple hours you will learn all you need to know
perfectly good grapes.to set off on your own. If you know the aromas
Aging fine beef is an art too. But how manycharacteristic of a particular wine type as well as
steak lovers hang out at meat packing plantsa basic understanding of the aromas of common
kibitzing with the butchers and meat packers?defects in wine making, you will have all the
There are standards for fine steaks, but at leastinformation you need to make intelligent wine
in this area most of us feel competent to relayselections to pair with foods you like.
upon our own senses of what we like.And remember, in the end what really matters
Stretching the steak analogy a bit farther yethow the wine tastes to you!
(and who hasn't a rubber steak once in while?)