| Probably everyone has ever dreamed of love | | | | can have their pick of them. Just ask |
| stories with a millionaire. However, you are unlikely | | | | orange-faced, Velcro-haired Donald Trump. 'All the |
| to find many millionaires in your average suburban | | | | women on my show (The Apprentice) flirted with |
| nightclub, cafe or restaurant. You need to strike | | | | me. That's to be expected.' |
| out for new territories. New York is the place | | | | Don't be afraid to elbow any competition hard in |
| where you can find the most millionaires. | | | | her doubtless Prada-clad and protruding ribs as |
| Oddly enough, one of the best ways to meet | | | | you stride towards your prize. |
| really rich people is at the opening of anything you | | | | Don't be yourself. Be better. Walk better, dress |
| don't actually have to pay to attend. So hurry | | | | better, groom yourself better, because contrary |
| yourself along to just about any of the blue art | | | | to romantic opinion and Hollywood films, millionaires |
| institutions and get yourself invited to the next | | | | rarely want to rescue the downtrodden. Rich |
| bash. Or just turn up. Bouncers at these events | | | | people are reassured by other rich people. They |
| are notoriously polite and therefore wholly | | | | prefer their company because they are confused |
| ineffectual. | | | | by poor people, find them physically distasteful, |
| The rich and wealthy men tend to cluster, so a | | | | and, of course, are rightly frightened that they're |
| holiday spent in one of their favoured summer | | | | coveting their cash. |
| haunts can be a very efficient way of meeting | | | | Your conversation, rather than being suggestive |
| these glorious guys. | | | | of winsome poverty, must preclude the Rich |
| Millionaires club should also be a nice place to meet | | | | Target from realizing that he is speaking to |
| them too. Just last month, I entered a millionaire | | | | someone who does not take unalloyed privilege |
| club called and talked with some guys for about | | | | utterly for granted. So learn up on yachting and |
| 30 minutes. Then I found 7 real millionaires there. | | | | polo terms. |
| All but the very newest millionaires have learned | | | | Keep a pleasant but unimpressed smile on your |
| that there is more cachet in displaying wealth | | | | face at all times and don't fall screaming to the |
| discreetly. Perhaps via the $1.35 million Calibre 89 | | | | ground, beating your hands on the carpet in |
| Patek Philippe watch peeping out from the | | | | disbelief when he lets slip what he pays in mooring |
| bespoke shirt cuff, or by slipping nonchalantly into | | | | fees, ruby-polishers' salaries and alimony. |
| a customised Bentley after meetings. Rather this | | | | Remember that when he refers to his Murcielago, |
| than festooning himself with bling and looking like | | | | he is referring to his car, not an STD symptom. |
| Mr T threw up on him. So learn to recognise | | | | The last but not least, take actions. Do not just |
| bespoke tailoring, top notch accessories and high | | | | read articles online and do nothing. Millionaires will |
| calibre hair weaves. | | | | not enter your life until you started to do |
| You are not the only glamorous, articulate, | | | | something. OK, let's start to connect with |
| mercenary femme fatale out there and rich men | | | | millionaires from the millionaires club at first! |