| Let's be honest, when you are by yourself, who | | | | with a modicum of dignity? How do you show |
| cares? After all you've pushed a half-cork into a | | | | people that you Know What You Are Doing, and |
| bottle of wine with a pencil before haven't you? | | | | you just weren't paying attention in the first |
| You're a savvy customer - you know cork | | | | place? |
| floating in wine doesn't mean the wine is corked. | | | | First things first, don't give up on your corkscrew. |
| Nonense to those that suggest otherwise. | | | | It may have messed up the first time around, but |
| When other people are in the room though, it's a | | | | it is (genuinely) sorry, and it really will try harder |
| different kettle of fish isn't it? Particularly when | | | | next time. Think of the corkscrew as your |
| those people are not your bosom chums/girlfriend | | | | wingman (Goose to your Maverick if you will) - |
| wife/family (delete as appropriate). | | | | you do need it. |
| So how do you worm out that remnant of cork | | | | |