| Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of | | | | me money.4. Live every day like it is your |
| bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where | | | | last.Crawl into a corner and cry.5. Live every day |
| the hack I left my car keys?Don't despair; it's not | | | | to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a |
| too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you | | | | newspaper!6. Drinking is not a solution, unless we |
| are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest | | | | are talking about alcohol.7. Better to give, than to |
| alcohol. If you are still a useful member society | | | | receive (true only on case of infections).8. Clothes |
| (under 30), I gathered some life tips that without | | | | don't make the man, but being naked will get you |
| a doubt change your life in such a deep and | | | | arrested.9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, |
| profound way, you won't even notice!So with all | | | | put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.10. |
| that said and down, now it's time to seat down, | | | | Remember everybody makes mistakes, and you |
| lean back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, | | | | will have the opportunity to laugh on them.11. |
| cluck like a chicken and read this pearls of | | | | Always follow your dreams; just be sure to |
| wisdom:1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but | | | | check that Pamela Anderson is also on board.12. |
| why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table, to | | | | Give a man a fish and he might take it the wrong |
| your living room sofa and to your iron board. | | | | way...13. Honesty is the best policy, at least that |
| Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher it may | | | | what Pamela always telling me.14. Time is money. |
| take it as provocation.2. Always put your smile on. | | | | Stop reading stupid articles!Boaz Ben-Dov is really... |
| People will assume you are a crazy person and | | | | something. Visit and be a part of his revolutionary |
| won't mess with you.3. Be kind to others, send | | | | funny website! |